Egyptian talking english

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Egyptian talking english


anas262 11-03-2007, 06:14 PM

 

You can enjoy if you are familiar with Egyptians.

 

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about life in Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt.
When she arrives in Cairo she picks a random guy, and starts her interview as follows:


Reporter : Hi
Egyptian: Hell
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Hamada

Reporter: Sex?
Hamada: I love it
Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Hamada (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Hamada: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
Hamada: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

Hamada: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Hamada: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Hamada: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..
      zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Hamada: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Hamada: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Hamada: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Hamada: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Hamada: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Hamada: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Hamada: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Hamada: Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Hamada (nervously): I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?
Hamada: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Hamada: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Hamada: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Hamada: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Hamada: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Hamada: ok ok..need a Taxi?


 


واهبلتكم أمهاتكم هذا دمٌ أم ليس دم؟

Re: Egyptian talking english


sweet100 11-04-2007, 07:48 AM

LaughLaughLaughverry funny topic ,,thanks Anas

thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swaer i would shoot that guy  in a min,,lol


Shame on us

Re: Egyptian talking english


sweet100 11-04-2007, 12:08 PM
 sweet100 wrote:

LaughLaughLaughverry funny topic ,,thanks Anas

thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy  in a min,,lol


Shame on us

Re: Egyptian talking english


anas262 11-08-2007, 11:04 AM
 sweet100 wrote:
 sweet100 wrote:

LaughLaughLaughverry funny topic ,,thanks Anas

thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy  in a min,,lol

Dozey

9/10

Cheers

 

 

 

most wlcm sweetoOoOo


واهبلتكم أمهاتكم هذا دمٌ أم ليس دم؟

Re: Egyptian talking english


sweet100 11-08-2007, 11:41 AM
 anas262 wrote:
 sweet100 wrote:
 sweet100 wrote:

LaughLaughLaughverry funny topic ,,thanks Anas

thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy  in a min,,lol

Dozey

9/10

Cheers

 

 

 

most wlcm sweetoOoOo

 

 

hey  i should get 10/10Angry

 

 

 

 

 

 

sa7a7ta l7aliCheers


Shame on us

Re: Egyptian talking english


anas262 11-08-2007, 12:34 PM

better luck next time

Laugh

 

 

 


واهبلتكم أمهاتكم هذا دمٌ أم ليس دم؟

Re: Egyptian talking english


sweet100 11-08-2007, 06:44 PM
Sad
Shame on us

Re: Egyptian talking english


naitak 11-11-2007, 07:07 PM
 anas262 wrote:

 

Hamada: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Hamada: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Hamada: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..
      zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Hamada: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Hamada: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Hamada: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Hamada: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Hamada: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Hamada: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way


 

I wan6 2 sanl yo very ma6ch

7lwehCheers

Re: Egyptian talking english


MeNeRvA 12-25-2007, 03:55 AM
OMG !
 
what iz thez
he speaks very perfect
better than English people Confused
 
& we ask why others think us stupid & unuseful !
but I was surprised
he has only 2 children !!
he is too much medern Anxious

!! ْراجعيـ،ــنْ يا هَوىَ راجعيـ،ــن