You can enjoy if you are familiar with Egyptians.
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about life in Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt.When she arrives in Cairo she picks a random guy, and starts her interview as follows:
Reporter : Hi Egyptian: Hell Reporter: Do u speak English Egyptian: Berfect Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind Reporter: What's your name? Egyptian: Hamada
Reporter: Sex? Hamada: I love it Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female? Hamada (yelling): what do u sink? Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male.... Hamada: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt? Hamada: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Hamada: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food Reporter: DO YOU WORK? Hamada: Yas yas..Taxi drivar Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt? Hamada: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar.. zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt? Hamada: I do not undurstand what u say Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt? Hamada: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money? Hamada: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Hamada: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah? Reporter: Then where does all the money go? Hamada: Guvurment Reporter: And what does the government do with the money? Hamada: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote? Hamada: What duz zat mean? Reporter: Do u choose your president Hamada: Mubarak? Reporter: yes Hamada (nervously): I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him? Hamada: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane Reporter: But there r no wars right now Hamada: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years? Hamada: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years Hamada: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha Hamada: No broblem, only 10 bounds Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this Hamada: ok ok..need a Taxi?
verry funny topic ,,thanks Anas
thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swaer i would shoot that guy in a min,,lol
sweet100 wrote: verry funny topic ,,thanks Anas thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy in a min,,lol
thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy in a min,,lol
sweet100 wrote: sweet100 wrote: verry funny topic ,,thanks Anas thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy in a min,,lol
9/10
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anas262 wrote: sweet100 wrote: sweet100 wrote: verry funny topic ,,thanks Anas thank god i wasnt the reporter,,coz i swear i would shoot that guy in a min,,lol 9/10 most wlcm sweetoOoOo
hey i should get 10/10
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better luck next time
anas262 wrote: Hamada: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food Reporter: DO YOU WORK? Hamada: Yas yas..Taxi drivar Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt? Hamada: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar.. zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!! Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt? Hamada: I do not undurstand what u say Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt? Hamada: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz Reporter: So do u make a lot of money? Hamada: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money? Hamada: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah? Reporter: Then where does all the money go? Hamada: Guvurment Reporter: And what does the government do with the money? Hamada: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
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