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Souria's Meeting Room
Started by AmeRiCanCoFFee at 03-02-2007 11:31 AM. Topic has 23 replies.
  
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 03-02-2007, 11:31 AM
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AmeRiCanCoFFee
 
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![Sleep [{|]](/club/emoticons/sleep.gif)
an old joke
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday Evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend, the jeweler looked through his stock and brought a stunning ring at $40,000!
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement; the old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said: "By check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said: "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?!"
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04-14-2007, 03:36 PM
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Be strong honey, I love you too!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck " if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!!"
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04-20-2007, 05:49 PM
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@[smiley: Laughing 1: [36/36_1_19]]
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04-20-2007, 05:55 PM
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لعما
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04-20-2007, 06:00 PM
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04-20-2007, 06:06 PM
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![It's Not Fair]()
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04-21-2007, 10:06 AM
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that's a funny joke but can i ask what r u doing?
هلم بنا نحستي الجعة
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05-23-2007, 08:08 PM
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06-07-2007, 08:42 AM
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06-07-2007, 08:43 AM
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06-19-2007, 09:14 PM
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06-20-2007, 02:32 PM
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06-23-2007, 02:44 PM
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07-03-2007, 05:12 PM
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07-04-2007, 01:12 AM
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