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By: Bakol fool ou ta3miyeh
There once was a Homsi that entered an illegal area. The police caught him and said, "What are you doing here? No pedestrians allowed." Then the Homsi looked at him and said, "It's none of your business." Then the police got mad and smacked his butt with his stick. Later that day, the Homsi looked at his butt in the mirror. Surprised, he said, "Damn him, he cut it in half!"
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There once was a Homsi that entered an illegal area. The police caught him and said, "What are you doing here? No pedestrians allowed." Then the Homsi looked at him and said, "It's none of your business." Then the police got mad and smacked his butt with his stick. Later that day, the Homsi looked at his butt in the mirror. Surprised, he said, "Damn him, he cut it in half!"
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By: Amoura
Two friends in a bar.....
"do you like a threesome?"
"yes, it's my dream."
"Run home I think you're still in time."
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Two friends in a bar.....
"do you like a threesome?"
"yes, it's my dream."
"Run home I think you're still in time."
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By: Sami Fakih and ALI..
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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By: gus
Your mom is so STUPID, she takes a ruler to her bed to measure how long she is going to sleep.
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Your mom is so STUPID, she takes a ruler to her bed to measure how long she is going to sleep.
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By: vivaldi
Wu is just a beginner of English, one day he meet NaDa and said 'I'm sorry', NaDa said then to him 'I'm sorry too', Wu was glad to say 'I'm sorry three!', NaDa was confused and said 'what are you sorry for?', and Wu said with self-confidence 'I'm sorry five!'.
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Wu is just a beginner of English, one day he meet NaDa and said 'I'm sorry', NaDa said then to him 'I'm sorry too', Wu was glad to say 'I'm sorry three!', NaDa was confused and said 'what are you sorry for?', and Wu said with self-confidence 'I'm sorry five!'.
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By: zab
2 blondesgo to australia. one night, one of the blonde askes the other, "which do you think is farther the moon or England?" the other answers, "stupid, at least we can see the moon!!"
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2 blondesgo to australia. one night, one of the blonde askes the other, "which do you think is farther the moon or England?" the other answers, "stupid, at least we can see the moon!!"
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By: ???????????
Three guys, a jew, a latakian and an halaby are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The latakian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in latakia." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in latakia was forever made fertile for farming.
The jew was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around isreal, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around isreal.
The halaby asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The halaby says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."
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Three guys, a jew, a latakian and an halaby are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The latakian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in latakia." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in latakia was forever made fertile for farming.
The jew was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around isreal, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around isreal.
The halaby asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The halaby says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."
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By: Nadeem
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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By: katia
What will a Homsi do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes
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What will a Homsi do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes
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By: Chamzi
It was dark when the lights went out at a Homsis house. Unfortunately, he dropped a 10 lira coin. To look for it, the Homsi took a match and he lit a 500 lira bill to look for his 10 lira coin.
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It was dark when the lights went out at a Homsis house. Unfortunately, he dropped a 10 lira coin. To look for it, the Homsi took a match and he lit a 500 lira bill to look for his 10 lira coin.
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By: Marc Assad
once apon a time there was an american bee and a homsi bee the american bee made somehoney but the homsi bee made son apricot jam????
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once apon a time there was an american bee and a homsi bee the american bee made somehoney but the homsi bee made son apricot jam????
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By: Mayyousha
once a Homsy baught for his son a calculator so he moved up the 0 coz he didn't want him to call any cell phone
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once a Homsy baught for his son a calculator so he moved up the 0 coz he didn't want him to call any cell phone
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By: Nadeem
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
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By: georgebonnar
a woman is having a baby in the hospital,and her husband is there in the delivery room with her.
The baby pops out and immediatly begins to poke his father"s forhead with his little finger,,and says,(there now,how do YOU like it?)
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a woman is having a baby in the hospital,and her husband is there in the delivery room with her.
The baby pops out and immediatly begins to poke his father"s forhead with his little finger,,and says,(there now,how do YOU like it?)
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