A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
By: Eyad Raschad
Types Of Women:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
you will lose everything............
Some one went to a coffee shop to buy a sandwich so he order a sandwich without tomato so they said we are sorry we have no tomato can we do it for you without onion
After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your family didn't celebrate Christmas."
Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the cash register singing, "What A Friend We Have In Jesus."
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Student1:Guess what?The teacher gave me a kiss!
Student1:On my book
Student2:That's not a kiss it's a X
A little boy was on the beach with his mother and out of the blue he asks mommy mommy,why do men have round things under thier bathingsuits?his mother was embarrased so she told him they keep thier money there.an hour later he comes back and says,mommy mommy why does that guy get more money everytime he looks at you?
There was a Lebanese man, a Jewish man and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the Province. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Jewish man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Jewish man was thinking: The Lebanese fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead. Claudia Schiffer was thinking: The Jewish fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese man and got slapped for it. And the Lebanese was thinking: This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, Ill make another kissing noise and slap the Jewish bastard again.
What is the only similarity between the clothing store and Michael Jackson?
Boys pants - half off! lol
ont time a homsi went to his shami friend to let the shami teach him how to let girls go with him so the shami took the homsi to a place where there are many girls and then the shami said"who ever can know the number i'm thinking on will go with me " one girl said "5" the shami said "true, come with me" when homsi went to homs he met some girls in the street so he asked them" who ever can know the number i'm thinking on will go with me " one girl said"11" homsi said " no 5"
By: MARIO MANSOUR
what's haifa wehbe's favorite game, ....... BABYFOOT!!
there were 2 homsi's in an elevator , and the elevator got stuck, so the one said to the other one lets call together , so the other one starts to call ' together , together '