A little boy asked his father, ''Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'' And the father replied, ''I don't know son, I'm still paying.''
By: Liquid Dream
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want; then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but you see, I was in love and didn't notice."
Q:how can you tell that a computer has been used by a Homsi???
A: It has correction liquid on the screen. ^.^ hahha!!!
why is the homsee look down the american person when he is talking?
to read the translate.
IF THE ONE IS BOLD FROM FRONT OF HIS HEAD THAT MEAM THAT HE THINK BUT IF HE BOLD FROM BACK HE IS SMART BUT IF HE IS BOLD INBOTH HE THINK THAT HE IS SMART
By: fred amawdest
An American soldier who was serving in Iraq called his mother on the
As soon as his mom answered, he started kissing the phone as if
kissing his mom: "moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa ..."
The mom said: "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
Nevertheless, the soldier continued kissing the phone 24 million times.
His mom asked him "What are all these kisses for?"
He said, "These are on behalf of all the Iraqi people. They love you
His mother wondered and asked him "Why do you think that?"
The soldier said: "Whenever I meet Iraqis, they keep telling me "KISS
Thank you and best regards,
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him. Trembling the castaway replies, "Ten years."> She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"
A man boards a plane and takes his seat. He glances up and sees the most gorgeous woman boarding the aircraft. He soon realizes that she is heading straight towards him. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him as low and behold the woman takes the seat right next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Hi there, business trip or vacation?". "Nymphomaniacs Convention in Liverpool", she replies. Whooa!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!!. Struggling to remain outwardly cool, he asks, "And what is your role at this convention?". "Lecturer", she says," I use my experiences to debunk the popular myths about s£x". "Really?" he says, swallowing hard, "and what myths are those?". "Well, one popular myth is that African Americans are the most well endowed, when in fact it is the Native American. Another is that Frenchmen are considered the best lovers, when in fact it is Greek men who are the best in bed". Suddenly the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry", she says, "here's me talking about s£x and I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", replies the man, extending his hand, "Tonto Papadopoulos".
a homsi told his friend: if u guess how many apples I have I'll give u the whole tree of them
A man called mustafa got on plane. He found his place and wanted to know who's sitting next to him so he said: "hi what's ur name" "BOND, James Bond what about u?" Mustafa said proudly: "Tafa, Mustafa"
A man went into a bar and said to the waiter: do u think I can piss on that cup over there without putting any drop out. The waiter said no. So he said u bet for 50 US dollars. "yes" said the waiter" the man took his pants off and started pissing everywhere, on the wall, the bottles the waiter, the people on the tables except th cup. when he finished, the waiter asked for his 50 dlrs, the man grabbed 50 dlrs from his pocket and gave it to him laughing. The waiter, surprised, asked him why he laughing if he just lost 50 dls so he said: "I bet for 100 dlrs ten people out there that I can piss on u and everyone else in the bar.
How does a homsi kill a fish?
He drowns it in water
By: ram da lam
Once upon a time, there was a homsi in the desert, he found a lamp he picked it up and whiped it . A genie came out, told him that he have one repquest. " i want u to build a bridge from damascus to new york" said the homsi "its kinda hard ,dont u have anything else" replied the genie" finally the homsi said"i want u to make all the people from homs intelligent" the genie was really suprised so he said" u want the bridge with light lamps for night"
A homsy was in Lebanon so he saw a beautiful girl. He said : what a wonderful girl you are? She said: do like to sleep with me, he answered : no I'm not sleeply now.