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By: louay
why does the homsi put underwear on his sattelite?..
so he can see porno films.........
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why does the homsi put underwear on his sattelite?..
so he can see porno films.........
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By: saleem salameh
a man filed a request to join the C.I.A...in the final interview the interviewers told him that he has to pass a final exam..."u have to kill three arabs and one cat..." they said..."why a cat?" asked the man..."congratulations..ure accepted"
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a man filed a request to join the C.I.A...in the final interview the interviewers told him that he has to pass a final exam..."u have to kill three arabs and one cat..." they said..."why a cat?" asked the man..."congratulations..ure accepted"
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By: coolio
One Indian went to the doctor and said: Doctor Doctor big chief no caca. The Doctor said:OK here take this pill and give it to your chief.The next day the same Indian came back and said: doctor doctor big chief no caca.The Doctor said:OK here are 2 pills give it to your chief.The next day the same Indian came back and said:Doctor Doctor big chief no caca.The Doctor siad:what the heck..... ok
take the whole bottle.The next day the Indian came running to the Doctor and said: Doctor Doctor big caca no chief.
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One Indian went to the doctor and said: Doctor Doctor big chief no caca. The Doctor said:OK here take this pill and give it to your chief.The next day the same Indian came back and said: doctor doctor big chief no caca.The Doctor said:OK here are 2 pills give it to your chief.The next day the same Indian came back and said:Doctor Doctor big chief no caca.The Doctor siad:what the heck..... ok
take the whole bottle.The next day the Indian came running to the Doctor and said: Doctor Doctor big caca no chief.
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By: saleem salameh
a boy asks his father: "dad whats the difference between a theory and reality?"...according to his fathers instructions the boy goes to his mom and asks" mom...a stranger came by and offered to pay 500,000$ to sleep with u...shall i tell him u agree?"...the mother says "sure"...when he posed the same question on his sister she said "no...but ill do it for 700,000$"..the boy told his father the answers above ...then his father put his hand on his son's shoulder and said "son...in theory we u have a mother and a sister...but in reality...u have two expensive whores .." :)
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a boy asks his father: "dad whats the difference between a theory and reality?"...according to his fathers instructions the boy goes to his mom and asks" mom...a stranger came by and offered to pay 500,000$ to sleep with u...shall i tell him u agree?"...the mother says "sure"...when he posed the same question on his sister she said "no...but ill do it for 700,000$"..the boy told his father the answers above ...then his father put his hand on his son's shoulder and said "son...in theory we u have a mother and a sister...but in reality...u have two expensive whores .." :)
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By: Omar
Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first guy says his favourite position is the "rodeo." The other guy
asks what the position is, and how to do it? The first guy says, "You
tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy
style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it,
lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position,
too...' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
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Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first guy says his favourite position is the "rodeo." The other guy
asks what the position is, and how to do it? The first guy says, "You
tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy
style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it,
lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position,
too...' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
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By: Ace
there were 2 birds having drugs and drinking on a tree, 1 of them fell in the river and the croccodile came over and eated it, and it look over the tree and saw the other bird then it climbed over the tree and sat beside the other bird, after a while the bird turn around and said 2 the croccodile, stop drinking man, look what happen 2 ur face
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there were 2 birds having drugs and drinking on a tree, 1 of them fell in the river and the croccodile came over and eated it, and it look over the tree and saw the other bird then it climbed over the tree and sat beside the other bird, after a while the bird turn around and said 2 the croccodile, stop drinking man, look what happen 2 ur face
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By: FABULOUS
A TEACHER ASKED THE STUDENTS, WHAT IS THE ANIMAL THAT WAKES U UP IN DA MORNING........................... A STUDENT ANSWERED "mY DAD"
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A TEACHER ASKED THE STUDENTS, WHAT IS THE ANIMAL THAT WAKES U UP IN DA MORNING........................... A STUDENT ANSWERED "mY DAD"
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By: zeus
Drunk asked other : what r ur brothers name?
the other said : all r ahmad , but Ali ; his name is Khlil.
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Drunk asked other : what r ur brothers name?
the other said : all r ahmad , but Ali ; his name is Khlil.
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By: zeus
Homsi mett a girl , she said : do u wanna sleep with me for 400 SP ? he said : and what I pay if I am not sleepy .
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Homsi mett a girl , she said : do u wanna sleep with me for 400 SP ? he said : and what I pay if I am not sleepy .
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By: katia
What's z difference between women @ the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 & 58?
08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.
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What's z difference between women @ the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 & 58?
08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story.
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By: Elena
There was a couch. And on the couch it was a Craig David, Shaggy and a Britney Spears!..There were sitting there and suddenly someone farted!!!. So Craig David said - "I`m Walking Away" and Shaggy said -" It wasen`t me" and Britney Spears said.......... " OOPS I DID IT AGAIN" !!! HAHA!
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There was a couch. And on the couch it was a Craig David, Shaggy and a Britney Spears!..There were sitting there and suddenly someone farted!!!. So Craig David said - "I`m Walking Away" and Shaggy said -" It wasen`t me" and Britney Spears said.......... " OOPS I DID IT AGAIN" !!! HAHA!
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By: Lora
A Syrian soldier jumped from a plane in an attempt to practice his parachute with other soldiers as well.. unfortunately, he didnt know how to open it.. as he was going down speedily, he met another Syrian soldier going up at great speed.. he asked him quickly,"how can i open my parachute?" The other soldier nodded his head," Sorry, i dont know anything about parachutes.. i am in the mine department. (2osom il algham)
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A Syrian soldier jumped from a plane in an attempt to practice his parachute with other soldiers as well.. unfortunately, he didnt know how to open it.. as he was going down speedily, he met another Syrian soldier going up at great speed.. he asked him quickly,"how can i open my parachute?" The other soldier nodded his head," Sorry, i dont know anything about parachutes.. i am in the mine department. (2osom il algham)
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