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By: Canadian Mike
How is a condom similar to a women?

A condom spends more time in your wallet than on your penis
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By: Monif
This is for ladies only.........Men are just like tiles....if you lay them right the first time...you could walk all over them the rest of your life...
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By: Monif
there was once a man talking to his wife....so his wife said to him..John i want you to take me to a place i have never been before....so her hausband said try the kitchen...hahaha
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By: Monif
AN elephant went to propose to an ant to marry her father said no until she finishes college...
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By: Eyad
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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By: Melissa Atalla
A white boy moved out of New York City into a farm in the middle of no where. One day he wanted some chicken food. so he drove 2 hours to the market and the cashier said i have to have proof that you have a chicken. so he drove 2 hours back to his farm. and got his chicken with him. The next day he wanted to buy dog food. he drove 2 hours back to the market, and the cashier wanted proof that he had a dog. so he drove 2 hours back to the farm and got his dog. the next day he got a shoe box and poked 2 holes in it, he went to the market and he told the cashier to stick her fingers in the holes. She said " IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT." The white boy said "yup i need toilet paper." : )
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By: lola
once a reporter went to see bush and asked hi if elephants can fly so bush replied " what a silly idea of course thy don't fly !!! " the reporter said : but sharon said they fly
" oh relly okay they fly but not to hight!
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By: Dema
Some one gives Homsi a chewwingum..Homsi said that he will not sleep untill he finish it :-)
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By: tariqalkharfan
how did the homsi get a wide lip?.......becouse his mother use to play with his mouth with a SLIPPER
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By: bin laden's brother
one day, a son goes up to his father and says "dad? is god man or a woman?" and his dad says, "both son." The next day, the son comes up to his father and asks "dad? Is god black or white?" and his dad goes "both son."
The next day the son comes up to his dad and goes "dad? Is god Micheal Jackson?" haha
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By: bin laden
whos the championchip in hide and seek all over the world? WHO? GUESS? osama bin laden hahah
Ihab
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By: Moe El Boury
Once a homsi went into an antique store and asked the clerk ..What's new?....hahaha
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By: moe El boury
A homsi ordered a pizza then the clerk said do you want me to cut it into 6 or 12 pieces then the homsi said 6 i could never eat 12.
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By: pamela
why does the homsi man take a lighter with him to the beach???because if he has a sunburn,he will burn the sun back.hahahaha

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By: sarah
there was a man who he loved to do sex with his wife very very much, but they had alot of children"11" and they were very poor ,they were sleeping on the ground ,so he told his wife to come to him when he would strike a match so, she agreed .night after night she got very tired from doing sex every day. one night he striked a match but she did not answer he striked and striked alot of matches but there was not any sign that she saw him ,after he finished tow box of matches the first child told the next brother:go and wake up this prostitut before he will make afire in the house.
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