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By: talal
why did the homsi die?coz he 4get to breath
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By: Fahed kassem
One day a guy was comming from french he was poor while in the plane the tire broke he went and replase the tire and he threw the bad tire to the ground so they gave him money for fixing it when he gets home his mom is crying and he says what happen and his mom said a plane tire fell on your dads head and hes dead.
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By: Abou samra
Why the does the homsi angry and confused when he gets twins ??? :he wonders who is the father of the second child .
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By: Marwan K.H.
My friend I need your advise ,
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door.

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
My freind, should I tell my fiancée's what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom...?

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By: lara
the woman of homsi ask him:"do you like pretty women or intelligent women ?" the homsi says :u know i like u

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By: Polo
Three Jewish mothers speak about their childs. The first says: my son, it is so rich that if it wanted, he could buy a district of Paris. The second known as: You to impress me not; my son, it could buy entire Paris or New York. And the third answers: hé! but which says to you that my son wants to sell...
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By: destincttea
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
> >>but
> >>Only 4 parachutes.
> >>The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
> >>basketball
> >>player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to
> >>die....So he took the first pack and left the plane.
> >>
> >>The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
> >>former
> >>president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman
> >>in the
> >>world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future
> >>president."
> >>She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
> >>
> >>The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the
> >>United
> >>States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader
> >>of a
> >>superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in
> >>American
> >>history, so America's people won't let me die."
> >>So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
> >>
> >>The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10
> >>year-old
> >>school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
> >>as a
> >>Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> >>parachute.
> >>
> >>The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you.
> >>America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."

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By: eX-LiTe®
why does the homsi eat much b4 sleeping ? mshan yeshba3 nom !!
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By: orfan ss
in one day there was one came back to his house and found a strange man with hith wife he asked him what do you doing here aaa i am from over flat he said no problem and went after 4 hours he remember there is nat flat above his one
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By: rami kabbara
why the homsi when he go to the shower he take all his family with him?

coz he want to take a shower with family shampoo
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By: Elie hdayed
once there was a french milkman living in the usa.but he only knew three sentences very very fresh not today maybe tomorrow and only five cents.all the people would come to him and ask him is the milk fresh and he would say very very fresh then they would ask "how much?" he would say only five cents. then they would ask can we have a bottle and he would say not today maybe nobody got one noght as he was closing up a burgler came in and said give me all your money and he said only five cents. the robber said you wanna get fresh with me he replied very very fresh. then he said you wanna die today and he said not today maybe tommorow.
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By: cool girl
A Homsi, he studied for a blood test..!!!!... :p

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By: Najwa
A lady was re-painting her apartment. She got really hot so she decided to paint without her clothes on. Suddenly someone knocks on the door. So the lady yelled out "who is it"? The man answered, "it's the blind man". The woman decided to just open the door since the man was blind. When she opened the door the man was like, "um, I'm here to install the blinds u ordered."
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By: HaSsOoN
Two men, they are riding a motorcycle,,, the problem they are fighting for who will sit next to the window...!!!..
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By: rami from lebanon
why the homsi when he goes to the supermarket he drope of money because maktoub al beb(door) idfa3

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