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By: Zaid
A homsi goes to the doctor complaining of terrible headaches. After examining him, the doctor concludes that the only way to relieve him of the pain, is to remove his testicles. The homsi reluctantly agrees and when the operation is over, he is amazed that the headaches have disapeared entirely. Later, the homsi decides to go shopping for clothes. He goes into a tailor shop and asks for a shirt. The tailor says, "let me guess, size large?" The homsi replies, "you're right." He then asks for a pair of pants. The tailor says, "let me guess, 34 waist, 32 length?" The homsi replies, "you are right again!" The homsi then asks for a pair of underwear. The tailor looks at him and says, "let me guess, size 32?" The homsi laughs and say, "ah, you are wrong, i am a size 29!" The tailor responds, shaking his head, "ok, but wearing underwear that small will squeeze your testicles and give you terrible headaches."
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By: roupen
a 6 year old boy ask his teacher can a 6 year old girl be pregnant she said no --why he turned arouned and said to a girl dont worry nothing will happen
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By: Mohanad
One time there was a Homsi,a Halabi, and a Shami. There were going to be hung over a river. The Shami person goes first. He unties the not and swims to the next village. The same thing happens to the Halabi. Then its the Homsi turn...
"Sir, can u tie me a good not because i dont no how to swim." lol!!!
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By: dude2003
there was a homsi looking at a mirror ,he said:i think i know this guy.his freind grabed the mirror and said this is me u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By: joseph riachy
why the homsi put his bed in the bedroom and sleep in the saloon? to make the mosquito confuse..hehe

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By: joseph riachy
a father talking to his son: son, when i was your i had to walk 20 miles to school
the son: is that why you didn't graduate ?!
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By: Ramzi
One day a homsi went to his doctor and told him: "I have a head-ache". The doctor told him:"your head is devided into 2 parts left and right. the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
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By: Wissam Zahal
Once upon a time there was a village which was musical. One day someone accidently burned his house. He ran to the phone and said "naree narain". The police understood and told his boss. THe boss replied to the police man "Faino, habbeebe faino". The man in the phone was outraged that thepolice man didn't know where he lived. Th police men should know every place in the village. He demanded the boss and said" Baba Fain?"
The police man gave the phone to the boss. The man was shouting so much he didn't realize that he was getting burned. While he was dying the boss found out his father was on the phone. He replied " ana aktar wahed baheback." to his dead father.
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By: sam
Why does a homsy take a yellow towel with him when he goes to the swimming pool??

coz he hasn't got a red one!!
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By: nawras
my grand do you want to marry or eat sweets...??the grand: I can not eat sweets my baby...
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By: Ali ibrahim
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must
choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back, down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and
love kids."
The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than not having
jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.
Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
are extremely good looking".
"Hmmm", say the girls, "But, I wonder what's further up?".
Third floor: "These men have ! high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" say the women.
"Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
The women say, "Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be
awaiting us
further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
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By: Ali ibrahim
There was this Asian lady married to an
English gentleman and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to
shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation,
lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken
breasts. Again, she didn't
know how say it, and so she unbuttoned her
blouse to show the
butcher her breast. The lady got what she
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she
brought her husband to
the store... (Please scroll the page down)
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By: mohamad tayba
once a homsi wanted to go on bus no.10 but he missed the bus, so he went on bus no.20 and got of it half way
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By: mohamad tayba
A young man wants to married, and when he saw a good girl, he brought his father to speak with her family, but his father refused and he told him taht she is his sister. the young man found another girl, but the father told him the same story:no, she is your sister. finally, he got very angry and he went to his mother and told her that strange story and his mother told him :dont care my son who told you that he is your father!!!!!!!!
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By: mohamad tayba
Q: why does the Homsi smile when He sees a lightening ? A: He thinks God is Photographing him.
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