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By: chanchona
a homsi sold his TV to buy a vedio
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By: NOT NAMED
Q: y did the homsi kept on concentrating on the frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate
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A Homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !"
and turned around and drove home.
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Homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
Man: "It's 3:15."
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer
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What about the Homsi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.
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Homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"
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Q: A Homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Q: Why did the Homsi take his typewriter to the doctor?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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Q: What do you call a Homsi in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Q: Why did 18 Homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed!
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Q: How did the Homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
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Q: Why can't Homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
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Q: How do you keep a Homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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Q: How do you make a Homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday
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A girl asked her Homsi (Syrian) boyfriend:
"Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
Sure replied the Homsi. "What's your phone number?
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